What's crackin' booty smackin!
Da Steezmeister here with a little info to spice up your life!!
First off, I just wanna say that we are that much more legit with mucho thanks to Academy Snowboards!! They have signed on as our official snowboard sponsor and will be hookin' it up with unlimited proform deals for all our members!! Can you say reverse camber brand spankin' make you wanna slap yo mama new for under $250!! Well we can. Join our club and you can ride our sticks...actually Academy's sticks. In the meantime check out their website and tease yourself.
If you're gonna ride an Academy Snowboard, well, you're gonna need some steezy motherf%$^&*g threads yo!! No problem, just like you can rely on your creepy roommate to spend too much time in the bathroom (and drain your lotion supply), you can count on Ridgerunners to pimp out your wardrobe. In addition to our radical shirts, we now have burlacious HOODIES to keep you warm and toasty! They're only $20 and it's the best money you'll ever spend (unless your into hookers)!! Come by our MEETING this Thursday in Bldg 9 Rm 269 from 12-1 pm to pick yours up if you already bought one or want to buy one before they're all gone!! Free pizza will be provided for free.
Next I would love to....bust a nut on your face!! Just playin' (unless you found that offensive then I really want to).
Actually, we are very stoked to present to you guys and gals, RIDGERUNNERS SPRING BREAK TAHOE 2010!!
In case you haven't already heard, we are going to the sickest place on Earth a.k.a KIRKWOOD!!! We will be participating in debaucherous events in Kirkwood from March 21st - 25th. For the past three years we have been blowing up Kirkwood like a horse on viagra and partaking in the most insane snowboarding known to mankind!! For those of you not in the know-how, Kirkwood is in beautiful South Lake Tahoe and only a short drive from the most insane nightlife that Tahoe has to offer.
For the low price of $295 our trip includes:
-5 days, 4 nights lodging
-3 days of riding
-Steezy shirt to commemorate this most illustrious event
-Parties and party supplies every night
-Hookers and blow if we have enough cash left over
-$35 Optional Transportation
$100 Deposits are due by Thursday Feb. 25th! Hurry up before this trip sells out and you miss the opportunity to see a man in a wheelchair do a kegstand!! Check out Kirkwood's Website and discover the K-Factor (no it's not a drug.)
We are also having a huge meeting on March 2nd from 7-10 pm at which we will be handing out tons of free shit and showing some insane new ski/snowboard videos. This will be a fundraiser for Boarding for Breast Cancer so we hope to see you all there!! More details to be announced.
Last but not least, we are having a legit party on March 5th!! Details are being hammered out and nails are being pounded in (we like to pound)!! We'll keep you posted like a mailbox.
I'd like to leave you with a mad shout out to our sponsors: Academy Snowboards , Utility Boardshop , 686 , Lifestylez Productions , FUEL TV , Monster Energy , and Frankhead Beanie Co .
Mahanawanaleyku. Da Steezmeister.