What’s crackalackin booty smackin!
It’s been a lil while since we’ve seen you cray Vatos and we miss you! This week is the dreaded V-day…. That’s right Tuesday is you day to celebrate Victory against the opposite sex! We know all of our members are pursing the American dream of abstinence so keep up the good work and spend your money on having fun instead of a box of chocolates! This is what we got going down on this victorious week!
Tuesday 2.14 <3 GO FLY A ‘EFFING KITE!
Thursday 2.16 Club Meeting YOU-Hour (noon) Spring Break Trip Reveal! library 1808
- We will guarantee pizza at this meeting, if not Eugene will personally apologize on his knees… We will let you know what we got planned for the rest of the quarter as far as social gatherings, mixers, pool parties, and collegic spirited events… Yea riggghhhttt. Just show up and hear what you really want to know, WTF we got brewing in theses sponge like brains of ours (yes, sponges have holes)!
- Dave from cantina wants us to make a collage of pictures that he can display in a frame hanging in cantina, so we are going to make the sickest collage known to all! Bring any pictures that you would like to be displayed forever at Cantina Express in remembrance of the most legit club to ever grace this campus!
- Plus we are getting hoodies made soon and will show you what we got planned. If you want one they are 20 bucks! we know its hot enough to wear tanks, but you will want a uber sick hoody for those random cold days in cali!
Next week we got taco tues, drive-in-movie partay!, and possibly a rager!
-Don't be a fool, wrap your/their tool