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Golf Pros & Tennis Hoes

Hello My Dearest Ridgerunners,

It's been two weeks since we last talked...two weeks since my fingertips and
this keyboard had an intimate rendezvous...two weeks since I changed my
underwear....my heart has had been slowly dying with every beat. I miss the
softness of your....

But alas, no more hiding our feelings. After a temporary lovers dilemma,
Ridgerunners Ski and Snowboard Club is back and at it once again!! There are
some changes you should all be aware of though.

We have a new president we like to call Nate "Boccasilitis" Boccasile. This
man is one of the rare gingerus firecrotchus species of human beings. But do
not let this fool you, his skills on the mountain and in da club are just as
rare. He has turned ladies to stone with the wink of his....well we won't
say which eye it was. Congratulations Nate!!

Also, if you are going to Tahoe for Spring Break, all your money is due
tomorrow, Thursday, March 11, 2010. You need to contact James and make sure
you are good to go. We also need to know who is gonna drive up on their own
and who wants to go in the vans. So please get on that ASAP!!

All that being said, we will have a meeting tomorrow from 12 - 1 pm in
Building 9 Room 269. We have a few things we'd like to talk about but
nothing too crazy. If you haven't picked up your Ridgerunners Hoodie yet
then come get it. I've had people offer to do unspeakable things to me for
one of those jackets so come get yours before I give it away.

I'd like to leave you all with a quote from my good friends the 69 Boyz:

"I don't know what ya'll been told, this ain't the butterfly it's the
tootsie roll!"

Peace to the tenth power!! Da Steezmeister.

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