Let me hit you with some knowledge!
Fact: the average shelf life of a latex condom is approximately 2 years
The snow is gone, but summer is just around the corner, so hit up those beaches and get rid of that goggle tan! And just because winter is over, doesn’t mean that you can forget about this coming big trip, with a location so sick, you’ll need a second pair of undies!
Hope y’all had a very memorable memorial day, cuz the people who went to the river don’t remember anything! So make some ‘memories’ this summer, and don’t forget to hit up the group page, and invite your fellow club members on your summer antics!
Unfortunately, the ridgerunner softball team was defeated, and are out of the tournament, thanks for all that came out and supported
This Thursday there will be a meeting in building 9 room 269, same ridge runner spot, same ridge runner channel, as usual pizza will be provided, so come by to our last meeting for the year! We’ll be discussing events that will be goin down this summer!
Congrats to Alex, who won the raffle for the snowboard! That just goes to show you, you help us, we’ll hook you up! Next gift; a Swedish hooker…
Monday June 14th, a bunch of us are hittin up raging waters to do a little raging of our own, wanna come? Hit up Kim who will hook you up with some sweet ticket for $20!
If you have any pics from Eddie’s pong tourney, send them our way, so we can post them on the website!
KEEP JULY 19TH OPEN! Cuz that’s when ridgerunners are goin to be on the PRICE IS RIGHT! Oh yeah, tickets are FREE!!! So let us know if you wanna come, and win some free stuff! Ps; if you win money, you gotta donate some to the club! Haha
Summer is just around the corner, so keep an eye out for some ridge runner fundraising events like car washes, and help us out, cuz every dollar we make, goes to the club, which in turn goes to you! So you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours!
Good luck on finals, and have a summer that is ridge runner worthy!